officialwhitegirls:

bitch just said no homo to a fictional snail

officialwhitegirls:

bitch just said no homo to a fictional snail

(via wank-stain)




monicalewinsky1996:

wow i am very fat and pretty

(via wanker111)


trencly:

justintimerblake:

do seagulls have seagoals

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this one does

(via joshpeck)


get-dressed-get-blessed:

WHEN U TRYNA TAKE A PILL AND IT TOUCHES YA TOUNGE AND U TASTE IT

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(via wank-stain)


casualdad43:

gxblinn:

caexemptdeath:

MAN GOES HAM MUST SEE

This is very important please watch

stuntin

(via australianese)


destinysonlychild:


davestridersbabygravy:

thelocalpaedo:

Jesus loves a good kit kat every now and again

thers not even any kit kats in that vending machine 

if he can turn water into wine im sure snickers into kit kats is just as easy

destinysonlychild:

davestridersbabygravy:

thelocalpaedo:

Jesus loves a good kit kat every now and again

thers not even any kit kats in that vending machine 

if he can turn water into wine im sure snickers into kit kats is just as easy

(via perks-of-being-chinese)



reblogmyselfie:

officialoreo:

reblogmyselfie:

for halloween im going as a disappointment to my family

at least you dont need to buy a costume

ouch

(via australianese)