because everyone needs benedict’s rainbow eyes on their blog
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For those of you who don’t understand archaeology, I have made a diagram.
CASE CLOSED.
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i don’t understand people who are against gay marriage and use the statement “i just couldn’t see myself marrying someone of the same sex” well 1) fucking duh you’re straight and 2) gay marriage isn’t about you special snowflake.
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this guy at my school wears really short shorts all the time and i asked him why he doesn’t wear normal cut shorts and he said “if the sky is out, then my thighs are out” god bless
omg I’m at work and a group of like 13 year old girls come in and order their lattes or whatever and one girl is like can you Instagram this with all our names on it? and her friend is like ya totally and so I may have put a q in the middle of all of their names so they got their coffee and were like “omg what the hell we can’t take a picture of this” Im literally the worst person ever
im still laughing about this they were so mad omg
I thought I should share some things I’ve collected
this is what yahoo spent 1.1 million on
yahoo are you sure you’re okay
im kinda happy but i also really wanna get hit by a car at the same time
My life in a sentence
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